Here’s a one-off while i put together something more appropriate.

How to do the internet comedies Lesson 1:

1. Mis-spell a words or use a bad grammers. Perple lurve ert.

2. Make analogies that perfectly describe your feelings but don’t seem to make much sense. Use one word to describe the emotion of the phrase and another to describe the context. ie. “As often as a sad old man lights himself on fire with sparkle dragons.”

3. Be specifics. Specificses are herlhairious. It’s not “down the road” It’s “down the road, past the wing shop, through an old lady’s garbage disposal, through the doorway guarded by two clowns, one of which eats only hay and the other of which likes but rice, over the hill, through the woods, and over a gurmba.”

4. Make a video game reference. Garmes are surrr currrrl

5. Employ swear words.

6. Use a mehmeh. Mehmehs are distilled cermedy.

7. When in doubt, steal a joke you read on Facebook one time and hope it wasn’t actually just shared by 2600 other purple.

8. Replace words with similar sounding words.

9. Making fucking lists.

10. TL;DR lolreddit.

11. Invoke 4chan or Reddit and say they thought it was funny. You’re hilarious. Who the hell are they not to laugh?

12. Shut up and pancakes.

13. Be random, but only in the sense that you’re saying things other people have said that appeared nonsensical at the time.

14. Be self-aware.

15. Poke fun at the biggest, squishiest target.

Now, you’re well on your way to making a funny on the interlines.

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